It\u2019s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series\u2014featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.<\/p>\n
As chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they\u2019re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.<\/p>\n
Races. Get from point A to point B, and don\u2019t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little too normal, a little too simple.<\/p>\n
Ignore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don\u2019t listen to those whispers about what\u2019s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls A Parade of Horribles. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it \u201ca coming-out party for the ages.\u201d<\/p>\n
Everything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.<\/p>\n
Carl hates that it\u2019s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.<\/p>\n
So Carl is planning a party of his own. It\u2019s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can\u2019t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it\u2019s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they\u2019ve ever been.<\/p>\n
Includes part eight of the exclusive bonus story \u201cBackstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":69003,"template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[593],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-69002","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-363-books","first","outofstock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/69002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=69002"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=69002"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=69002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}