It\u2019s not just a dice bag. It\u2019s a digestive experience.<\/p>\n
You asked, we answered \u2013 maybe too enthusiastically.<\/p>\n
The Deuce Dropping Dragon is our newest plush dice companion, designed to do what our original couldn\u2019t: poop the dice out. Feed dice through the mouth and retrieve them from a functional opening in the rear. Yes, seriously.<\/p>\n
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