New Achievement! Total, Utter Failure.
\nYou failed a quest less than five minutes after you received it. Now that\u2019s talent.<\/p>\n
Surviving in a multilevel dungeon that also happens to be the set of the galaxy\u2019s most watched game show has taught Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriend\u2019s cat, Princess Donut, that there\u2019s only one thing they can count on apart from each other: they never know what\u2019s coming next. And this floor is no exception.<\/p>\n
A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps.<\/p>\n
It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked. Here\u2019s the thing. It\u2019s never easy. Going it alone is not an option this time, so Carl and his team must rely on the help of the low-level, I-can\u2019t-believe-these-idiots-are-still-alive crawlers trapped in the bubble with them. But can they be trusted?<\/p>\n
Welcome, Crawlers. Welcome to the fifth floor of the dungeon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":69011,"template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[593],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-69010","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-363-books","first","outofstock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/69010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=69010"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=69010"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getyourfunon.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=69010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}